Happy New Year

HAPPY NEW YEAR all.... Let us all hope that in this new year everything will be better than the past years. We have the whole year ahead of us to enjoy and experience a lot of things. So, let's get into the spirit of new year. For all of you who read this, if you haven't make a new year resolution, MAKE ONE right now! Come on, new year won't be complete without a new year resolution. Even my dog have a new year resolution ("I will try to stop eating my master's shoes," Peanut). You guys can make any resolution you want, even if it might seems impossible. Just believe in yourself and know that there is nothing impossible if you work for it. And for girls who want to wish for a happily ever after life with their significant other, GO for it! It's never too much to wish for a happy ending.

Manado Airway's Flight Attendants Announcement

hehehe kalau torang pe kampung halaman pisah dari Indonesia kong badiri sandiri..torang musti pake bahasa kawanua toh!

Ledis en jentelmen,

Kalu rasa pidis tu mata, atau rasa bapongoh itu talinga,
isap jo itu gula2!
Baku iko deng peraturan penerbangan,
sekarang ikke musti kasi lia pa jij samua cara pake itu tali
mamudung yang ada pa jij pe pinggang, deng itu baju voor batobo, en masker oksigen kalu ngoni pe napas mulai hosa.

Supaya jij boleh selamat, coba lia koa kamari bagemana
cara pasang itu sabuk yang balingkar di jij pe pinggang,
cara kunci supaya nyanda talapas, bekeng kencang deng, bagaimana mo buka nanti.

Itu baju batobo di bawah kursi jij dudu akang, jangan dulu pake kecuali nanti waktu Om Kapten so undang batobo pa torang rame-rame. eit.. jangan lupa, itu barang jangan jij kase pindah neh, apalagi dibawa pulang vor pajangan salon atau dekorasi souvenir ruang tamu tanda jij so pernah terbang, kalu ikke riki, ikke nanti tampar kiri kanang, muka belakang, deng atas bawah, mangarti?

De pe cara pake , itu baju kase lingkar di leher jij, awas jang talalu kencang komang, nanti jij susa banapas, boleh flau,
kong bekeng tasibu pa torang musti bekeng pernapasan tiup ngoni pe mulu, idiiih, jadi ati-ati jo, neh! Supaya boleh timbul di air, hela itu knop warna merah jambu bol, atau bole juga tiup de pe pipa, supaya boleh timbul di air. Kong inga musti tunggu sampe so kaluar dari jandela darurat, baru boleh bekeng dia tabuka, dari kalu nyanda ngoni nanti ta prop di itu jandela atau pintu, bekeng pusing pa torang, kong boleh sampe kriting tong pe tangan nanti mo bahela pa ngoni macet di pintu, komang. Oh yaa, amper lupa itu floit boleh ngoni pake baramaeng prit-pritan supaya jangan fastiu kalu so batobo
di air.

Eh, asal jij samua tau ya, ini pesawat ada dua de pe pintu darurat di muka ada dua, ada dua di belakang, deng ada dua lagi jendela darurat di tengah-tengah. Jadi waktu kaluar nanti nyanda perlu baku rebe rupa burung camar baku rampas roti di pante waktu ada bapiknik, musti holopis rupa bebe atau bifi babaris bagitu, alias antri satu lein.

Kalu nanti tiba-tiba napas hosa bukang lantaran itu rim di pinggangtalalu kancang, atau lantaran salah pasang itu baju batobo, maskeroksigen akan ciri dari atas kepala jij, no hela jo padia kong pasang
diidong en banapas rupa biasa. Kalu ada anak kacili, jij yang so lebe tuwer tolong kase pake pa anak dulu baru pake sandiri, oops so salah, tabubale komaling, musti jij dulu pasang baru kase pasang pa itu kodomo zeg!

Kartu gambar petunjuk vor keselamatan ada di popoji kursi di mukadimana jij ada duduk, jangan ambe birman punya, jang ngoni baku cakar komang, deng baca bae-bae kong hafal mati pa dia.

Noh, bagitu jo dulu, broer deng zus!

(I think this is from Media Indonesia)

Alligators in the pool

A CEO throwing a party takes his executives on a tour of his opulent mansion. In the back of the property, the CEO has the largest swimming pool any of them has ever seen.

The huge pool, however, is filled with hungry alligators.

The CEO says to his executives "I think an executive should be measured by courage. Courage is what made me CEO. So this is my challenge to each of you: if anyone has enough courage to dive into the pool, swim through those alligators, and make it to the other side, I will give that person anything they desire. My job, my money, my house, anything!"

Everyone laughs at the outrageous offer and proceeds to follow the CEO on the tour of the estate. Suddenly, they hear a loud splash. Everyone turns around and sees the CFO (Chief Financial Officer) in the pool, swimming for his life. He dodges the alligators left and right and makes it to the edge of the pool with seconds to spare. He pulls himself out just as a huge alligator snaps at his shoes.

The flabbergasted CEO approaches the CFO and says, "You are amazing. I've never seen anything like it in my life. You are brave beyond measure and anything I own is yours. Tell me what I can do for you.

The CFO, panting for breath, looks up and says, "You can tell me who the hell pushed me in the pool!"

Funny Love Story

A girl quickly punches a number into her phone and waits until she hears the other line pick up.

“Becky, I don’t know what to do, I really don’t. I love him so much and I don’t think he thinks of me that way. I mean, whenever I see him or think of him, I can’t help it, this smile comes across my face. Sometimes he sees me smiling and smiles back. That’s when my knees turn to jello and I get butterflies in my stomach. I know you think that he’s is so totally adorable and cute, but if you look past that and actually listen to what he has to say, you find a totally different person. He’s so caring and considerate and he makes me feel like I don’t deserve him. Well, actually, I don’t deserve him. He’s too perfect, I mean, look at all the girls that fall over for him. I could never be one of those. Their all so pretty and bubbly and….. not me. I couldn’t even start to compare myself to them. But whenever I think of him or see him, I can’t help it, I smile. Now I didn’t tell you this but he called me the other day about homework. I tell you now, I made a complete fool of myself. I’m so embarrassed. I stuttered the whole time, but he was so sweet and just kept talking and making me feel better. He’s so perfect Becky, I don’t deserve him, so why do I keep wishing and praying that he will notice me, why?............Becky? Becky are you there?”

“This isn’t Becky.”

Petrified the girl asks, “Then who is this?”

“ This is the guy who’s smile turns your knees to jello and I just wanted to say one thing. Everything you just said now, I’ve been wanting to say since the day I met you :) ”

KrIng..Kring..

"Halo, selamat pagi Cyanthi.
Baru bangun? So lupa dang sapa ini?"
Pkl 06.30 dering Handphone membangunkan ku, 2 menit lebih awal dari dering weker.
Ibu Lus.. Ibu Lus..
Pagi ini kuawali dengan senyuman nostalgia.
Masa-masa seragam putih abu-abu.
Mengenang wajah guru Kimia yang sangat akrab dengan siswa2 nya itu
- Kehangatan Ibu guru yang sepertinya tetap terwaris utuh dari jaman ke jaman-

Selamat Pagi Dunia.
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